Monday, June 15, 2009

Sixth Annual Frank G. Edmonson Golf Tournament and Silent Auction

Come one, come all! The 6th Annual Frank G. Edmonson Golf Tournament Fundraiser will occur on July 26, 2009, 8:00 shotgun start.

New Location: Indian Tree Golf Course

Entrance Fee: $100

Includes greens fees, cart, range balls,

The tournament includes a BBQ and silent auction after the competition open to all. E-mail me at augie.maestas@gmail.com for the flyer and entry form for the Tournament.

The proceeds from the tournament benefit a scholarship in the MSCD Music Department.

Please contact me with any questions or if you would like to commit to playing. If you need a foursome, other fun golfers for you to play with can be found.

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Thursday greatness

I know it is a joke, but work with me here and read it. You will not regret it.



A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'

'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.

OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'

To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?