Sixth Annual Frank G. Edmonson Golf Tournament and Silent Auction
Come one, come all! The 6th Annual Frank G. Edmonson Golf Tournament Fundraiser will occur on July 26, 2009, 8:00 shotgun start.
New Location: Indian Tree Golf Course
Entrance Fee: $100
Includes greens fees, cart, range balls,
The tournament includes a BBQ and silent auction after the competition open to all. E-mail me at augie.maestas@gmail.com for the flyer and entry form for the Tournament.
The proceeds from the tournament benefit a scholarship in the MSCD Music Department.
Please contact me with any questions or if you would like to commit to playing. If you need a foursome, other fun golfers for you to play with can be found.
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Thursday greatness
I know it is a joke, but work with me here and read it. You will not regret it.
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the stranger, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the stranger. 'How about nuclear power?' and he smiles.
OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?'
The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?
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